The Bay Gull

Hey babes,

There have been many rumors circulating about the presence of a “Gaslighting Club” on campus, and as President of the Gaslighting Club, I will be the first to say that such a club does not exist. I take honesty very seriously, and I greatly disapprove of the kind of deceit displayed by those who make up the existence of imaginary clubs and the willful denial displayed by those who believe in such clubs. Anyone saying Gaslighting Club exists is a liar and surely the Stony Brook community wouldn’t be crazy enough to believe them.

The gaslighting club isn’t real, and I’d like to think that here at Stony Brook University we’re all more than ethical enough to not have such a thing exist. You were there with us when the club meetings didn’t (and won’t) happen, remember? 

Please remember, the gaslighting club isn't real. You’re just imagining it.